Entrapment

Hey guys, let's talk about entrapment. No, not the movie although that is a good movie. I'm talking about a particular situation involving your girlfriend, wife, etc.
Per Wikipedia, Entrapment is the act of a law enforcement agent inducing a person to commit an offence which the person would otherwise have been unlikely to commit. Now I'm not talking about major offences here, just those sticky little situations. The most common is when your female counterpart asks one of those Catch-22 questions. A good example of one of these is, "Are my boobs too small?" or "Do you wish my ass were smaller?" These questions are never good for relationships. But here's how you handle them. Go to your mirror and practice saying this, "No! Honey, you are the perfect woman. Why mess with perfection?" Practice it enough to get rid of the awkward pause. Practice it in the context of clothes, body parts, or any other attribute she might throw at you. It must be quick and sincere. No stumbles, or Freudian slips. An even trickier act of entrapment is when she asks your opinion on another woman. Now no matter how attractive that other woman is, do not fall for this. Again, the practice. Here, your response is more like "No way, doesn't interest me at all, now, where were we?" The purpose of your automatic reply here is to quickly dismiss the suggestion that you are interested in her competitor and escape the trap. A pause or too detailed of a response will surely hang you on this one. Now get to practicing. Rock out.