Sports

Hey all you sports fans,
Today I want to talk about sports etiquette. And no, not the Miss Manners rules of arranging your silverware. I'm talking about when a buddy invites you over to watch a game on his new big screen TV. Just a few rules to observe.

1) Show up on time. That does not mean an hour early. Unless it's the Super Bowl.
2) Bring beer. I know some of you are wine or liquor drinkers, or "on the wagon". Just bring it.
3) If you do drink beer, bring enough for at least two people. The rudest thing in the world is to be a guest and only serve yourself.
4) Bring small bills for pizza ordering. Don't pull the crap of how you never carry cash, only credit cards for everything. No one cares about your credit card points for free gear at the Bass Pro Shop. Get cash.
5) If you miss a big play because you were in the bathroom, do not ask everyone to recount what happened. Chances are they will show a replay. If they don't, you can bet someone will feel compelled to re-enact the play.
6) If you get up to get a beer (assuming you do not have a cooler strategically located), ask if anyone else would like one. It's called courtesy. Learn it.

Well, I'll let you get back to you pregame analysis shows. Go SPURS!