The recession is not working

The recession is not doing its job. Now what, you may ask, is the job of a recession? Is it some Darwinian device in a market economy to kill off weak companies and products? Maybe... but that's not what I'm talking about. The job of which I speak is that of PARENT. Huh??? You crazy, Rock, you might say. But I'm serious. Kids these days are feeling ENTITLED to everything from video games, designer clothes, cell phones, you name it. No need to get off their lazy butts and achieve anything. And these busy parents are off buying this stuff. But what will these kids do when the gravy train is gone? Daddy wouldn't take the party funds away, but the wreakonomy will! Mommy wouldn't cut off the cell phone minutes, but uncle Rex-cession will!