Bluetooth guy

Alright, call me a dinosaur. I don't want to be bluetooth guy. You know, that asshole that looks like he's talking to an invisible person, while sitting at the table next to you in a peaceful restaurant. And the worst part about this pompous bastard is that he's gesturing madly, and his only audience is the uninterested patrons that were unlucky enough to be there when he made his table selection. And the poor waitresses that have to deal with these jerk-offs who think their little business call is an excuse to not deal with the real physical world around them. I say make them pay up front if they have one of those I-am-the-borg headsets on their when they come in. Rock out.