Girls soccer or dogfighting?

Hey y'all,

I want to talk to y'all about a recent experience at a 7 year old girls soccer game. I found myself next to a man, who looked like a relative of the Texas Chainsaw massacre family, smoking a pack of cigarettes in his fold-out chair. Before the game began, the first words out of this bastard's mouth, were "Are you ready for a whompin'?" As if that were not bad enough, the jerk proceeded to cheer his team by yelling things like "Kick it at number 2's head!", "Take her out!" and a lot more idiotic commands. Luckily, it seemed most of the time, the girls on the field did not hear this dipshit. I think he was disappointed he had a girl instead of a pit bull.

Rock out.